Lol, Chris's stream of thoughts has been thoroughly entertaining as he went grocery shopping. Do you really need a tennis racket now, Chris? Apparently you do. And I liked the bit of jealousy he had for Joshtin's passioniate love. I wonder how JC will react when he gets a load of all those fireworks being set off in his yard. 

Makes me think of a snippet from some Joey/Brian fic where Joey is annoyed by JC's pickiness, because JC would totally disapprove of almost everything in Chris's shopping cart: 

Sometimes he drags JC with him, but not often because JC is cheap and gets really annoying when it comes to shopping. He tries to convince Joey that chocolate sandwich cookies are really the same as Oreos, and look! Thirty cents cheaper! Clearly JC doesn’t know what he’s talking about and after awhile Joey just gets sick of listening to it. After all, he can afford the extra thirty cents.

He has JC with him and he’s trying to convince Joey that Sam’s Club cola really does taste the same as Coca-Cola.

“You’re just paying for the label, Joe. It contains the same stuff. Here, look at the ingredients.” JC picks up two bottles and begins comparing.

“Same, same, same. You know, Joe, on second thought, soda contains some pretty scary stuff. Maybe you should stick to water. Or tea.”

Joey rolls his eyes, grabbing the real Coke out of JC’s hands and throwing it into his cart. He looks pointedly at JC’s empty basket.

“Are you here to buy food, Jayce, or just to annoy the hell out of me?”

JC looks down at his basket. “No, no. I’m shopping. I just haven’t found what I want yet.”